By Nam Namwan1, Jun 14 2019 10:23PM

GFE vs PSE explained.

The Girlfriend experience. (GFE)

The girlfriend experience (GFE) is kind of like the perfect holiday you have with your girlfriend, withou all the complications, just days of joy and satisfaction and the big plus is the girls love it as well... which girl doesn’t.. the perfect holiday. Only thing to remember is to keep your reality specs on, both of you.. this is fantacy, don’t spoil it by bringing it into the real world, let it be a Hollywood holiday.. and it usually is.

Imagine the perfect girlfriend.. sucks your cock in the morning, gets up, makes breakfast, does the washing, makes the bed, cleans the room and then brings your lazy ass a beer in front of the TV.. maybe ready for another round with her, That in a nutshell is the girlfriend experience booking (GFE).

You can go out to the islands, lounge on the beaches, play frisbee, go to the pub, go out dancing with your beautiful girlfriend whenever you like, she would love it, nothing better than a nice meal, a movie and uninteruped sex for the next 8 hours.. then sleep until afternoon. It’s the stuff you only see in the movies.. perfect!

And the beauty of it is that you leave it at that.. absolutely perfect. A memory to cherish for ever, before all the usual shit starts, you say thank you very much darling that was terrific, maybe I'll see you again.

What more do you want?

The pornstar experience. (PSE)

We’ve all watched porn and most of us still do, some love it some don’t. But for thse of us that love it, it looks like the ultimate.. if only i could .. if only I could. Well you can! Just book it and do whatever the fuck you like! Film it if you want!

Unfortunately PSE comes with a bit of a price tag, depending on what you want to do, the choice is litteraly yours, no holes barred. Dont’t make the mistake that the girls don’t like it, not all will do it, but those who do .. LOVE IT!

Take it all the way, bring a mate and go wild, or have 2, 3 or as many girls as you like.. straight girls, bisexual girls or full on lesbian girls, the choice is yours, oral sex, deep throat, anal sex, dildos, come don’t come... the choice is yours. A couple of drinks to get into the party mood is advisable but once you get going, there is no stopping, a sexual feeding frenzy!.. but go, go, go go.. and why not? Have it all, simply because you can.

So if you're up for it, bring out the beast in you, get as dirty as you want, come anywhere you want, as many times as you want..

Be a porn star!

By Nam Namwan1, Jun 14 2019 09:44PM

Thai Women, stay or leave?

Ok many people will me callous here... and perphaps I am, but that is the thing about being callous. You never know whether you are or not.

I mean come on guys seriously which sexy young girl is going to fall in love with your fat aging old body in your home country? Not one? why expect it here .... its just another country on the very same planet, it's not a another universe you entered. They see u for what you have, not for who u are , you are an ugly, old, fat fuck and that's what you are; simple as that, teeruck. Not one sexy, young girl likes sleeping with you, walking hand in hand in public with you. They will tollerate you, and they are very good at it as well, but be realistic.... what the fuck does this little, beautiful angel want from you? Every fucking thing, that's what.

Yes it happens all over the world, not only in Thailand, but Thai women are less subtle about it... they will bleed u dry and leave you with absolutely nothing, without batting so much as an eyelid 8 times out of 10 ... once is a fairytale come true and beauty and the beast lives happily ever after... and the other time the poor, fat, fucker fell out the window (Lying dead as a huge ucking door nail and flat as as a flabby pancake on the greasy road below, passers by absolutely astounded by the size of the cirle a man can make when flattened out like that), how? No one knows, poor bastard could hardly fit through it.

My advice is love em.. and leave em, lets face it they are great fun until the money bug rears its ugly head. I've always given them what I think is fair for entertainining a boring old bastard and making him feel great for a while, and treat I them with respect, they do provide an excellent service, do they not. Then its time to leave. They are beautiful creatures... with Gollam inside. Take care guys and dont say u haven't been warned.

Thai gfs are jealous, money grabbing, exotic, beautifful creautures... but once you've seen Gollam creep out ever so slowly .. “ my precious, my precoius.” Its trime to grab what you have left, which won't be much by that time anyway and run, as fast as your stubby little legs will carry your fat arse, as far away from there as possibble .. and for god’s sakes, please guys, stay far away from balconies and very large open windows.

By Nam Namwan1, May 14 2019 11:57PM

Why indeed, most people would ask. Pattaya is Pattaya, girls are a dime a dozen.. sure. Why pay for an escort? Well here are a couple of good reasons.

1) Convenience: You have a look at the menu, you choose your meal. At Pattaya Escort Girls our girls gallery is 100% guaranteed. Meaning every photo you see on there is 100% authentic, the girl you see in the gallery is the girl that is going to be knocking on your hotel door in the next hour or so. And that is guaranteed, if she doesn’t look like her pictures on the website, your booking is free! No photo-shopping no, no bullshit. What you see is what you get. Guaranteed!

2) Service: Guaranteed service, something that is sadly lacking in this city. On the profile of every girl you will see a list of all the services provided by the girl, some of them come at an extra cost, of course, but you get what you pay for. Any problems? Call the office and it will be fixed. If you and the girls really cannot get along, she can be replaced. Service is 100% guaranteed. This is why almost half of our customers are return customers, and almost 60% of customers that have used our escort services, used them more than once.

3) Security: No girl is going to be, cheating , stealing or drugging you. Pattaya Escort Girls is a well established and respected escort agency in Pattaya and we have a very good reputation for being an honest and trustworthy business. We pride our ourselves on quality and service excellence. Our girls are well looked after, safe, and well paid, there is no need for dodgy business, any trouble what so ever and again all you have to do is call the office and everything will be sorted out in no time.

4) STD’s: No fake heath certificates and other fake documents, all documentation can be checked and verified at Pattaya City Hospital. Our girls are checked once a month, both for your and their health, only safe sex is practised and a clean bill of health is guaranteed.

5) Discretion: Discretion is our mantra at Pattaya Escort Girls. What happens in your room, stays in your room, and discussing customers with staff members or anyone else, for that matter, is cause for instant dismissal. Your secrets are your secrets and they are safe with us. All bookings are done as discreetly and privately as humanly possible, unless you request otherwise .. obviously.

6) Get what you pay for: A customer’s right that is sadly lacking in Pattaya. You are promised the world and is left disappointed time after time, after time. Oh, but its so expensive? Is it really? Remove the bar-fine and lady-drink prices from our booking prices and is it really more expensive? Additionally, with us you get to specify exactly what you require from your booking and everything is confirmed and settled before your escort arrives at your hotel. There are no surprises for either you or your escort. No disappointments, no dead fish, or starfish experiences. In the unlikely event that you are not happy with your escort or the service, we are a phone call away and will deal will any problems you might have. At Pattaya Escort Girls you get exactly what you pay for .. every time.

By Nam Namwan1, May 14 2019 09:31PM

Without a shadow of a doubt, you will have a more enjoyable time when visiting Thailand if you make at least a basic attempt at a few words and phrases, the locals will really appreciate it. Thai can be complex with five different tones, but it’s best not to worry about those for now and just try your best with the phrases below. Bear in mind that at the end of a polite sentence, Thai men use the polite particle “khrap” whilst women say “ka”. Also, the word for “me/I” is “pom” for a man and “chan” for a woman.

Another thing to remember is that when Thai is transliterated into English, it is rarely pronounced as written, therefore I have included phonetic transliterations in parentheses as well to help you. It is definitely worth downloading some translation apps on your phone to help you if you get stuck. Also bear in mind that the consonants r and l can be fluid and sound very much like one another when a Thai person is speaking.

The key thing is not to be shy and give the phrases a go, you might not get it right first time but the effort will be greatly appreciated!

Hello – Sawasdee Khrap (sa-wat-dee kap)

How are you? - Sabaidee mai (sa-bai-dee my)

What is your name? - Chuu alai khrap (chew a-lai kap)

My name is… - Chuu kawng pom…. (chew kong pom…)

No problem! - Mai bpen rai khrap (my pen rai kap)

Go to the airport please – Bai sanambin khrap (by sa-nam-bin kap)

Eat – gin (prounced with a hard “g”, sounds like kin)

Drink – duum (pronounced with your tongue at the bottom of your mouth and your mouth smiling not puckering)

Smoke a cigarette – Suup buri (soup bull-ee)

I am Italian – Pom bpen kon italien (pom pen kon ita-li-en)

You are very beautiful – Khun suay maak (koon sue-aye mark)

How much? - Tao rai (tau lai?)

Would you like a drink? - Khun yaak duum mai (koon yak doom my)

Where is the toilet? - Hawng nam yoo tii nai khrap (hong nam you tee nye kap)

I prefer ladies with large breasts – Pom chawp puying num yai (pom chorp poo-ying noom yai)

I like older ladies – Pom chawp puying gae (pom chorp poo-ying gair)

I would like two ladies – Ao song puying khrap (ao song poo-ying kap)

Am I handsome to you? - Pom law mai (pom law my)

My hotel is the Hyatt – Rong raem kong pom bpen Hyatt (low-ng lairm kong pom pen Hyatt)

I am hungry – Pom hiu khao (pom hew cow)

I am drunk – Pom mao (pom mao (mao sounds like cow))

I want to go home – Yaak bai glap baan (yak bai ga-barn)

I like Thailand very much – Pom chawp bprathet Thai maak maak (pom chorp ba-tait Thai mark mark)

Would you like to come to my hotel? - Yaak bai rong raerm kong pom mai (yak bai low-ng lairm kong pom my)

Can I meet you tomorrow? - Prungni pom pobgan khun dai mai (pung-nii pom pob-gan koon die my)

Do you have email? - Mii email mai (me email my)

You are a lot of fun – Khun sanuk maak (koon sa-nook mark)